Female. 19. Jamaican.

I wish my wit would show when I speak instead of shriveling up and dying as soon as I open my mouth.
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rilgon:

lieutenantbites:

nosdrinker:

eveltal:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

sageoftenpaths:

WOW

I’m pretty sure you’ve reached Legendary Status when the God of Skating, Tony Hawk looses his shit

That’s literally the move Christ Air from the first tony hawk pro skater game

HE REALLY DID IT

holy
FUCKING SHIT

so wait

someone literally had the balls of vibranium it takes to attempt christ air

in front of Tony Hawk

AND STUCK IT

jfc

(Source: 7hesevenhills, via millenniumfalconteahouse)

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

(via digitallyimpaired)

My wish for you is that you continue. Continue to be who and how you are, to astonish a mean world with your acts of kindness. Continue to allow humor to lighten the burden of your tender heart.

Maya Angelou (via ethiopienne)

(Source: thegoodvibe.co, via ethiopienne)

pokemon-pals:

SO THEY HAVE HIGHCHAIRS FOR POKEMON THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

pokemon-pals:

SO THEY HAVE HIGHCHAIRS FOR POKEMON THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

(via orphansdreamhouse)

vinebox:

That one friend that be goin too far listening to music

(via digitallyimpaired)

daintychinaprincess:

urfbownd:

There should be a show just called “AU”

every single episode, a group of the same characters are in a different alternate universe with no explanation as to why.

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(via pizza)

do u wanna cuddle naked yes or yes 

(Source: weekendwolvess, via perks-of-being-chinese)

courtneylovedcobain:

do you ever mishear lyrics and when you learn what they’re really saying you’re like wow my version is 900% better

(via christinefuckingchapel)