Female. 19. Jamaican.

I wish my wit would show when I speak instead of shriveling up and dying as soon as I open my mouth.
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tastefullyoffensive:

Anna Kendrick’s reaction to the leaked celebrity photos. [@annakendrick47]

tastefullyoffensive:

Anna Kendrick’s reaction to the leaked celebrity photos. [@annakendrick47]

cuntysupreme:

tealwig:

dirtylittledamsel:

Kim and Kanye need to chill

Thank god Azealia escaped, I need to listen to BWET

Azealia needa watch ha ass, her record company is sending Kim & Kanye after ha smh

cuntysupreme:

tealwig:

dirtylittledamsel:

Kim and Kanye need to chill

Thank god Azealia escaped, I need to listen to BWET

Azealia needa watch ha ass, her record company is sending Kim & Kanye after ha smh

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via ruinedchildhood)

livelaughloveatrandom:

silentpurplenights:

baddygirl-2:

Make sure you ALWAYS greet african parents

yooooooooo caribbean parents too, especially if you in they house 

First of, why would I be friends with someone who won’t greet my parents , like?

His faces LMFAO

(Source: vineforlife, via digitallyimpaired)

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4chanofficial:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

(Source: molgera, via electricc-vibes)

leseanthomas:

OMFG. THIS. SHOW.

(via nbrhoods)

A progression of bad language

winchestersonfire:

hawlmuchalucha:

deans-left-buttcheek:

Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

(Source: hyvel, via petcanadian)

Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.

Leo Buscaglia

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queenoftheimps:

FILE THIS UNDER “JOKES I DID NOT GET WHEN I SAW THE MOVIE AS A CHILD”.

(via dulect)